I don't like bacon.
I know, that seems like such a random thing to post so let me explain how how I got to this point.
I arrived at work today and like every other day, I went to the break room to fill my water bottle. Recently there has been one particular person that for some inexplicable reason found it necessary to cook bacon in the microwave every morning.
I've tried my best to avoid the break room at the same time he's in there heating his pig fat but today my timing was off. I walked in and made every effort to not be rude but how does one not be rude while trying not to gag?